100 Days, 10 Things That Will Happen

A General Election campaign is a time for politicians to get out, meet people, accidentally insult them, become a man of the people, become a man very much not of the people - the possibilities are endless. Sky News looks at what to expect in the days ahead.

Emily Thornberry resigned after her white van man tweet

1) There will be a Facebook f-bomb - or a Twitter one. Social media means politicians can communicate more directly with the public. Oh dear. (Emily Thornberry, white van tweet).

2) Roads will be a thing. The road, the parties tell us, is either going in the right direction, going nowhere, approaching a junction or not a good place to do a u-turn. "The road" will definitely do "other stuff" before 7 May. It may have its own Twitter account.

Gillian Duffy: the undoing of Gordon Brown

3) There will be a Mrs Duffy (Gordon Brown called her a "bigoted woman" in 2010). There is always "a member of the public" that will overnight assume celebrity status/ become a household name/ qualify for next CBB house on the back of a campaign appearance.

4) T-shirts will happen. Last time: "I agree with Nick" This time: "I agree with Nic" (ola Sturgeon) "I agree with Nige" "I agree with no one", "I don't care".

5) Nigel Farage will be seen in a pub, with a pint, and a fag.

6) Leaders will be pictured eating. There will be comparisons. There will be a winner. NB avoid sauce, avoid spaghetti, avoid anything thicker than a cracker. Don't dribble.

Clegg: in bed with Zoella

7) In his desperate search to win back the student/youth vote Nick Clegg will be interviewed lying in bed between Zoella (Sugg) and Alfie (Deyes) in a simultaneous live-stream broadcast on both their blogs/vlogs.

8) Russell Brand. That is all.

Never miss a high-viz, hard hat opportunity

9) George Osborne will not miss a high-viz, hard hat opportunity. He is building the economy right? "Stupid".

UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom made "sluts" comment. Quit.

10) A "Kipper" will come a cropper -  a UKIP candidate will say something bad and probably be removed from the party but it will have no effect on popularity

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